Great News about our Accreditation
First let me talk about how great the students are here at Zlatko SOM.
I was called to begin an elective c-section on one of my patients. It was a little stressful at first (i’m still a little shaky that early in the day) but then I remembered Paul Leibowitz, MS-1 was rotating with me. I asked him if he’d like to scrub in and assist.
Boy, I sure was impressed. He showed us what makes a ZSOM student a cut above the rest. I’ve worked with students from all sorts of American medical schools, but most of those polly prissy pants get caught-up worrying about minutia like sterile procedure and end up missing the forest from the stumps.
Well let me tell you, Paul was bursting with energy to show me what he knew. It was great, he was so excited, he ran into the operating theatre and without gowing-up or letting the anesthesiologist finish sedating the patient, he cut across the abdomen, pulled out the uterus and then “pop” out comes the baby. It was great!
Boy, we were all smiles after the delivery. I’ll post a picture later.
Anyhow, I digress…back to the good news!
ZSOM has applied for acreditation from an organization (which I cannot disclose due to secrecy requirements). However, they have allowed me to reveal that they have provided ZSOM with provisional accredidation! Congratulations Zlatko SOM!
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You know it’s things like this that really encourage me to submit my application to ZSOM. I’ve almost got the $1000, I thought it would take me a while, but once I pay the Nigerian prince I should have, like $10 million and can pay for my tuition and invest in those ZSOM stocks I heard about. Then I’ll be set for life.
I know this is probably a longshot. But, are you single?
Damn it Justin! This is NOT COOL! I have repeatedly told you, I am married. That time that we spent together was a mistake. We both had too much to drink that night and I had smoked a bit of pot.
I think you’re a cool dude and all, but you’ve GOT TO STOP STALKING ME.
BTW, if you want to discuss your rotation grade, please stop by my office later tonight.
(These messages are private, right?)
Do you guys accept transfer students? I’m just about to finish my second year at medical school but I think I’d rather go to ZSOM. Can I switch over?
Do you have on campus housing? Do the ninjas babysit?
Thanks!
Yes, we are ninjas.
We stalk children silently.
Ninjas say welcome.
Does your school provide arrranggements where stoodents can perform sexual favors on administration instead of paying by paypal instead? I’m a little short on cash and have a thing for frogs.
You train ninjas?
Make super happy.
Happy smile. Not laugh. Must silent.
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