Comments on: Great News about our Accreditation

By: Ninja2be

Ninja2be — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:53:37 +0000

You train ninjas?

Make super happy.

Happy smile. Not laugh. Must silent.

By: Dr.wanttobeacardiothoracicurinarypediatricneuroobgynecologist

Dr.wanttobeacardiothoracicurinarypediatricneuroobgynecologist — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 03:27:44 +0000

Does your school provide arrranggements where stoodents can perform sexual favors on administration instead of paying by paypal instead? I’m a little short on cash and have a thing for frogs.

By: The Ninjas

The Ninjas — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:19:39 +0000

Yes, we are ninjas.

We stalk children silently.

Ninjas say welcome.

By: Covert Mission

Covert Mission — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:53:15 +0000

Do you guys accept transfer students? I’m just about to finish my second year at medical school but I think I’d rather go to ZSOM. Can I switch over?
Do you have on campus housing? Do the ninjas babysit?
Thanks!

By: Dr Cardiacous

Dr Cardiacous — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 18:31:48 +0000

Damn it Justin! This is NOT COOL! I have repeatedly told you, I am married. That time that we spent together was a mistake. We both had too much to drink that night and I had smoked a bit of pot.

I think you’re a cool dude and all, but you’ve GOT TO STOP STALKING ME.

BTW, if you want to discuss your rotation grade, please stop by my office later tonight.

(These messages are private, right?)

By: Justin Case

Justin Case — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 15:23:27 +0000

I know this is probably a longshot. But, are you single?

By: Kal Medi

Kal Medi — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 07:36:54 +0000

You know it’s things like this that really encourage me to submit my application to ZSOM. I’ve almost got the $1000, I thought it would take me a while, but once I pay the Nigerian prince I should have, like $10 million and can pay for my tuition and invest in those ZSOM stocks I heard about. Then I’ll be set for life.