The New Barry Zlatko School of Medicine
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Welcome to ZSOM Campus Security

Ninja

We are the ninjas and we can kick your ass.

chuck

Even this wuss is afraid of us.

curfew

Breaking curfew is NOT recommended.

bad students

We have ways of dealing with rule breakers.

Welcome to Campus!

2 comments

1 Paul Leibowitz { 04.01.08 at 1:31 am }

You know, don’t worry about the spike chair and stuff. The Ninjas are actually pretty cool.

Just be in your dorm room before the sun goes down. They’re kinda particular about it. But since I’m a REAL medical student, I’m so busy studying, I never have time to leave my room after dark.

(Keep a urinal in your room.)

2 The Ninjas { 04.01.08 at 1:33 am }

Ninjas stalk you Paul.

We arrive while you slumber.

Clean your underwear!

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