Welcome to ZSOM Campus Security

We are the ninjas and we can kick your ass.

Even this wuss is afraid of us.

Breaking curfew is NOT recommended.

We have ways of dealing with rule breakers.
Welcome to Campus!

We are the ninjas and we can kick your ass.

Even this wuss is afraid of us.

Breaking curfew is NOT recommended.

We have ways of dealing with rule breakers.
Welcome to Campus!
2 comments
You know, don’t worry about the spike chair and stuff. The Ninjas are actually pretty cool.
Just be in your dorm room before the sun goes down. They’re kinda particular about it. But since I’m a REAL medical student, I’m so busy studying, I never have time to leave my room after dark.
(Keep a urinal in your room.)
Ninjas stalk you Paul.
We arrive while you slumber.
Clean your underwear!
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