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As the #1 leader in US medical education, the Zlatko School of Medicine welcomes you to view our website, learn more about us, and apply to our medical school.

ZSOM is the first medical school to open west of the Mississippi in the past 45 years.

The Zlatko School of Medicine is the first medical school to give medical school admissions preference to anyone with cash. Our school was established to help those who have been kept down by the abusive grading practices of the academic-socialist complex.

The Zlatko School of Medicine curriculum is the standard allopathic (MD) degree discipline. The accelerated 16 month MD degree curriculum completes the basic science courses in first four semesters.

The World Health Organization (WHO) requires recognized MD degree granting programs to be at least 30 months in length. The Zlatko School of Medicine MD program meats those standards and beats them too.

Our MD Program is designed to offer you sufficient education and training to eliminate the 5th (review) semester prior to the USMLE step 1 exam. The standard MD curriculum contains an empty summer between the first and second years of basic science instruction, which is eliminated in the ZSOM curriculum. You’ll find we’ve eliminated a lot of that ‘traditional’ nonsense here at ZSOM.

Zlatko SOM compresses the timeframe for the basic sciences in these two ways, prior to our students taking step 1 of the USMLE, to prevent our students from forgetting the rote memory information contained on the step 1 exam and then having to relearn it in an otherwise unnecessary 5th semester.

It is commonly acknowledged among US physicians, that almost no US licensed physicians who are 5 years beyond graduation from medical school, can still pass step 1 of the USMLE. Much of the material on step 1 of the USMLE is never used in a physician’s practice and the questions rely on considerable amounts of rote memorization that is simply forgotten over time.

ZSOM offers the most comprehensive and finest medical education available worldwide, with superior MD and Ph.D. degreed instructors, in only 2 years and 10 months.

Zlatko School of Medicine is the Best New School in California.
(LA Times – April 30, 2007)

The Zlatko School of Medicine seeks to fill a gap between need for physicians, demand for medical school education by U.S. students, and availability of medical school class seats in the U.S.

Barry Zlatko SOM promises to fill the national physician shortfall gap by 2010.
(Ventura County Star Free Press Newspaper – September 28, 2006)

If you do not want to wait a year or more for an acceptance to medical school that may never come because you do not fit into someone else’s quota, then ZSOM is the place for you to apply for medical school. Whether you are a new applicant to medical school, a transfer medical student, someone preparing for the licensing exams and seeking to audit, a returning medical student, or in the midst of changing your career goal – You can accomplish it with us, at ZSOM!

Unique benefits of MD program at the Zlatko School of Medicine

Be an MD in just 2 years and ten months:
Rolling admissions – Classes start whenever you register!
No MCAT
PayPal Accepted!
No complex applications – We accept MDApplicants profiles
No Bachelor’s Degree – NOT required for MD licensure
No Minimum Undergrad Credit Hrs -NOT required for MD licensure
No Age Limit
Provisional Admittance – for those without prerequisites
Equal Admissions Process for All Applicants
Immediate Admissions Application Review
Special early-admittance fee discount for the first 100 who register!

Student Life

Young Students for Zlatko University

Academic Diversity

Relaxing at ZSOM

Campus Safety

Herbology at ZSOM

We make only the finest academic resources available to our students at ZSOM:

General Online Reference:

Google
Wikipedia

Encyclopedia Brittanica
Health Reference

Required reading for Pharmacology:

Natural Cures They Don’t Want You to Know About
Essential Drug Reference

Pre-Clinical Book List:

Gynecology
Urology
Trauma

Additional links to be added soon…

AMSA President
Paul Leibowitz- MS1

AMSA Vice-President
Jacob Paulson- MS1


AMSA Secretary
Will Auburn- MS1

Q: Where are the clinical rotations being done?

A: Clinical rotations are the least concern of a new medical school applicant.

Q: How can a MD granting institution exist within the US but not be bound to the AAMC or accrediation by the LCME?

A: The explanation is quite simple. Many people would certainly want you to believe that LCME accrediation is required for MD schools within the US. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost believe it myself!

But, ladies and gentlemen, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor.

Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this accreditation? Nothing.

Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this medical school accrediation! It does not make sense!

Look at me. I’m a trying to convince you that this medical school is legitimate, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!

And so you have to remember, when you’re deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!

Q: Why is the location of your school a secret?

A: Due to the controversial and free-thinking nature of Dr. Barry Zlatko, his life is in constant danger. Forces as disparate as Al Qaeda, the Mossad, the IRA, the IRS and the Elf Keebler Martyrs’ Brigade have worked together in an attempt to assassinate or otherwise verbally harass Dr. Zlatko. The location is released to our accepted students once their first check clears. No guests are allowed on campus, this policy is enforced by ninjas.

Q: Is the MCAT required for admission?

A: ZSOM is setting a new standard in electronic admissions. Applicants no longer need to spend countless hours filling out AMCAS applications, getting notarized copies of transcripts, etc. Using proprietary technology, ZSOM will accept direct submission of your MDapplicants profile + PayPal application fee.

Q: Where can I practice when I finish my training at Zlatko University School of Medicine?

A: A person with a ZSOM education would have no trouble finding work in either the food-service or house-keeping industries.

Q: Who are the professors, where are they from?

A: Basic science faculty are the least concern for a medical school applicant. Their identities are not being released to protect them from the Elf Keebler Martyrs’ Brigade.

Q: Why is this website a blog and not a .edu site?

A: ZSOM is in the process of obtaining a legitimate website with a .edu domain.

Q: Is Dr. Zlatko single?

A: Single and accepting applications from female students who submit a photo with their application. One lucky applicant will be awarded a discount on tuition.

We make application easy!

Applications are accepted on a rolling basis. You can start at any time during the academic year, so apply today!

Pathway to Admission:

1. Submit your application now using your profile ID from MDApplicants.com
2. Next (this is a critical step), send the mandatory $1000 application fee via PayPal
3. Lastly,go to this page to explain in 100 words or less, how you anticipate your career developing so that you can continue to financially support ZCOM as an alumnus.

Welcome to our new blog at ZSOM! I encourage all of our students and faculty to participate in this new venture.

Only at our advanced institution can you find such innovative freedom and forethinking.