The New Barry Zlatko School of Medicine
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Department of Pharmacology

Welcome to the ZSOM Department of Pharmacology!

Dr. Hawtie
Chairperson, Dr. Astrid Seneca, PharmD, DC, VD, LPN, Order of the Phoenix, Former NFL Cheerleader

Here, you will be educated about the principles or and importance of effective use of drug therapies. The ZSOM Department of Pharmacology’s curricular approach is primarily “self-instructional” mastery. Through self-study and extensive self-medication, motivated students should be able to complete the core pharmacology sequence in a little over three weeks. Less than 10% of our students experience renal or hepatic failure as a result of their participation in required class activities. Incidence of nausea, vomiting and transient rash was slightly higher. Reversible ototoxicity (tinnitus) may occur. If you are pregnant or nursing a baby, ask your doctor or pharmacist before starting this course.

Check out our curriculum!!! Free Samples below!!!

Required Coursework

First Week’s Lesson: Pain Pills

Cocks-2 Inhibitors:
vioxx

Vicodin (Hydrockadoan):
vicodin

Mofeen:
Morphine

Week Two: Sugar Pills & Water Pills

water pill

sugar

rezulin

Week Three: Mood Pills

haldol

librium

chloral hydrate

Other Self Study Topics:

propulsid

baycol

tequin

FenPhen

Roofies

Departmental Electives:

Pharm0411: Pharmaceutical Reps: Hot or Not?
Pharm0411 (Lab): Pharmaceutical Industry Relations - Show me the Swag
Pharm0420: Social Drug Use Habits of Professional Students (credit by examination option available)
Pharm1086: Treatment of Alcohol Intoxication (Off campus work required. Must be 21 or older.)
Pharm1069: Club Drugs (Field experience required)

club drugs
Pharm1069 students enjoying their practical examination.